Wow, Mr. Hoffa drives a hard bargain. The Lessers now have an eight-hour workday, water breaks every hour, plus full health and dental. Luckily, the vast majority of lesser demons have neither vital organs, nor teeth.
Anyway, three days ago I'm sitting at my desk, doing paper work and the little buzzer on my desk goes off. Someone was willing to make a deal with the devil. I threw on my best red suit and got right down to work. Turns out this guy named Will was ready to give his soul for a better job. He figured that if he had a better job, he could buy his girlfriend the engagement ring she wanted. I set him up with a nice software development gig, but he didn't make good on the soul thing.
Seems he wanted to renege once he realized that his lack of a soul would likely be a turn-off for his girlfriend. Anyway, we struck a secondary bargain. In lieu of his soul, I'd get to be his roommate on Earth for as long as I like. So, yesterday I moved in. This blog will document our time together.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
The Beginning
So, I moved in will Will yesterday. I was going to post a lot more right now, but I have to go down to "work," to sort out some mess with Jimmy Hoffa trying to unionize some of the Lessers.
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